Just 15 Funny Library Tweets

Posted by: bluesyemre | November 18, 2021

Just 15 Funny Library Tweets

Hi all. I don’t know about you, but I’m getting to the point in the semester where I’m rapidly running out of gas. I’m swamped with work and only have bigger and badder assignments on the horizon. So, for you (and me), I gathered 15 tweets that will hopefully get you to smile and forget momentarily that you should be working on your group project right now.

Full disclosure: I did not make these funny tweets! Please check out these accounts and follow if you like their vibe.

when your local library starts subtly sowing the seeds of anarchy pic.twitter.com/bW1kWSS5zc
— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) September 10, 2018

"I just tried to make reservations at the library"
You don't need a res-
"Couldn't get one though"
Don't do this
"They were fully booked"
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) May 4, 2015

Life in the library is never dull – just had these handed in to the issue desk. Somebody just found them tucked away in the bookshelves 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️#librarianproblems pic.twitter.com/tVXCn6RthG
— Elizabeth Ryder (@libobliz) September 21, 2021

I SAID YES!!!! 😭😭😭💍💍💍💖💖💖❤️📚📚📚 someone asked if the book was better than the movie
— Librarian Problems (@librarianprblms) October 27, 2021

I'd like to request these forty-one books. I don't know the authors and the titles are wrong and they might not be books. I'll be back in six minutes. pic.twitter.com/TO08HIKbky
— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) July 14, 2021

movie producers: looks like we’ve filmed EVERY story

library: not true

producers: what to film next

library: I got some stories

producers: how about three THOUSAND sequels, prequels and reboots

library: are you *kidding* me
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) December 16, 2018

pic.twitter.com/MfgJ4cWk4x
— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) August 20, 2021

Google: We're gonna turn on 2 factor identification for millions!

Librarians: awwww f********ck

Patrons: do you know my password and phone number and authentication code?
— Banned Library (@bannedlibrary) October 6, 2021

Today I had to tell a law student he couldn’t come into the library while eating a large bowl of chili. #LibrarianProblems pic.twitter.com/EYrZQxyidA
— Elicit Rope (@EliciaRopte) September 30, 2021

Me: I love that my library has ebooks

My ipad: your screen time has increased 3762% in the past week
— Uncle Jeff (@PickleRudd) April 1, 2020

Me preparing for a research consultation when a student has not narrowed down the topic nor arranged their thoughts and they just sent three paragraphs of verbiage to tell me they need everything on X topic from the dawn of time until today.#ReferenceDesk #LibrarianProblems pic.twitter.com/RbUaaF4EFD
— A. Rivera (@bloodravenlib) November 1, 2021

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?

Me: No, but I’m a librarian so I can help you refine that question so you find the kind of doctor you’re looking for!

Flight attendant:

Me: 😀

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?
— Fake Library Statistics (@FakeLibStats) September 27, 2021

Library (for dogs) pic.twitter.com/dFnOVER93q
— Agnieszka Górecka🇵🇱🇪🇺 (@trsgrob) November 9, 2021

Sometimes you say "I'm afraid you can't bring that duck into the library," and sometimes you just want to see how things play out.
— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) September 9, 2021

Patron: Aren’t you glad you’re open and it’s busy again?

Me:

NO NO NONONO NONONO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NONO NONO
NO NO NO
NO NONONO NONONO
— Librarian Problems (@librarianprblms) October 23, 2021

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